Giachetta Rigogliosa "Magnavixen" Rucio (magnavixen) wrote,
Giachetta Rigogliosa "Magnavixen" Rucio
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Vixen In the Kitchen: The Snaps

Mostly at work, I'm a force for good. I try to engender positive feelings and support so my co-workers are encouraged and supported.

Now and then, though. The snaps come out.

Sous Chef Mike: "Oh, just use the spoons again. Who cares about germs, we're all family, right?"
Me: "Just because I do your Mom doesn't make us family."

Ryan: "Hey, you know who was at the Yankees game today? Cameron Diaz."
Me: "Really. I didn't know the Yankees picked her up."
Chef Joe: "Yeah, she's their new closer."
Ryan: [unprintable]

--G.R.R.
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