So while at Super Wal-Mart I found some of this: Hogan Energy. This is just too ridiculous not to pick up a 4-pack of, naturally. At least Hulk Hogan makes a more natural choice for energy drink spokesman than Jeff Gordon. So this comes into work for sale. Yo-Yo, our kitchen lesbian, is feeling tired by about 7 in the day and buys one.. and a half-hour later is quite revitalized, and acting like her usual brash self. Including one bit of silliness not adequately repeatable in this space, involving lifted-apron gestures. (Yes, it's probably about what you're thinking.)
So naturally I drink one of these myself, to give it a taste. Good stuff! Flavorful, not too bad on the carbs, hmm. what's in this. Caffeine, B12, Guarana, Yerba Mate, ... ... and Horny Goat Weed Extract. Oh heavens.
It's not like I don't finish off my own can, mind. Still. Much as Yo-yo liked the flavor I worry about continued sales of this product.